Sunday, January 10, 2010

Jonah from Australia

Stranger: helllo
You: hi
Stranger: sup?
You: hmm, nothing interesting
You: im just getting a break
Stranger: from work?
You: hmmm, kinda
You: its 11pm here
You: and im home
Stranger: oh i see
You: but i have a report to finish
Stranger: i'm guessinggggggggg
Stranger: you live in
Stranger: melbourne
You: sydney
You: close enough
Stranger: lol yeah,
Stranger: shouldn't you be doing your report then :)
You: why?
Stranger: if you have a report to finish
You: haha, well. i said im getting a break
Stranger: oooohhh
Stranger: right :)
You: i will get back to it soon
Stranger: i get it
Stranger: whats your report about?
You: hmm, my phd research project
Stranger: ooh cool
Stranger: whats it on?
You: im studying design cognition
You: and the report is about some design protocols that im coding
Stranger: i see
Stranger: not really
Stranger: i have no idea what you're talking about lol
You: haha, i can describe it if u like, but then it wont be a vreak for me!
You: break*
Stranger: lool true
Stranger: okay
Stranger: so
Stranger: is this your last year in uni?
You: nope
You: im half way through
You: 2 yrs 2 go
Stranger: coooll
Stranger: liking it?
You: i LOVE it
Stranger: thats good :)
You: haha, yeah
Stranger: how was your new years?
You: hmmm, it was good
You: i didnt go for fireworks this year, cuz i have seen it before
You: more shopping this year actually
You: :D
Stranger: i see
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: (:
You: what about ur holidays?
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: don't wanna go back to school -.-
You: u havnt told me anything about urself yet
You: haha, why is that so?
Stranger: lool
Stranger: erm,
Stranger: cuz when i start school my mums not gonna let me out at all
Stranger: she wants me to start revising already
Stranger: i'm only in year 11 -:\
Stranger: :\*
You: haha, so ur like 17 or so?
You: thats 10 years younger than me!
Stranger: oh woww
Stranger: i'm actually 15 LOL
You: haha, oh.
You: im 27
Stranger: wowow
Stranger: so you've been going to uni for how long?
You: hmmm, i started when i was 18
You: so its about 9 years
You: but i had 2 years off in between, when i was working
Stranger: oh lol its alright
You: yeah
Stranger: thats cool as :)
Stranger: long course though :\
You: yup
Stranger: what type of careers are in store for you after you finish?
You: but i enjoy studying
You: haha, i was in business since i was 20
You: and im working as a parttime industrial designer already
You: u know, designing producs, industrial structures, construction machines
You: i have worked in different projects
Stranger: ooh cool
You: haha, thnx
Stranger: so kinda like architecturee? but more designeyy
You: haha, kinda
Stranger: lol okay
Stranger: thats cool as :)
You: let me send u a pic
You: this is one of my designs:
You: ***
You: and thats the setting:
You: *****
Stranger: oh wowwww
Stranger: thats cooolll as :D
You: thnx
Stranger: loool
Stranger: thats really awesome :)
You: haha, thnx
Stranger: anything else?
You: hmmm, this is an old one:
You: ****
You: r u still there?
Stranger: yeppp
Stranger: coool
Stranger: does it actually work ><
You: haha, of course
You: let me send u the finished picture
Stranger: oookay
Stranger: so you designed the whole thing?
Stranger: or just the body
You: i was only the style designer, which means only the form
You: the whole thing was the work of 200 people!
You: this is the final thing:
You: ***
Stranger: ooh LOL
Stranger: i must say, it is quite good looking ;)
You: haha, thnx
Stranger: thats cool :)
You: haha
You: alright, i think my break time is over.
You: :)
Stranger: lool okay
Stranger: nice meeting you
Stranger: good luck with your career
You: thank u
You: all the best
Stranger: have fun with that report ><
Stranger: by
eeee!

Stranger from Nowhere

Stranger: tell me about happiness
You: its a sparkle in heart
You: which wont warm u
You: unless if u share it
You: with the sparcle in the others hearts
You: and then the fire
You: will warm all
You: but u will burn
You: if u try to warm others
You: only with ur sparcle
You: yup
Stranger: very nice
You: :)
You: tell me about life
Stranger: now i feel intimidated
Stranger: i'm not as poetic as you are
You: haha, lets make a little rythem
You: im sure u will enjoy it
Stranger: ok
Stranger: life is the sum of our existant
You: haha, hard one!
Stranger: lol, yeah!
You: now we are the same in being unable!
You: feel better now
You: :D
Stranger: no, i won't, i liked yours :p
You: thnx
You: so, how life is going for u?
Stranger: it's going alright..
Stranger: it's not turnig the way i want it to be actually
Stranger: how is it with you?
You: haha, well. im in the right road
You: but still away from the destination
You: so im just rolling
You: but in the right direction
You: :)
Stranger: that's great
Stranger: enjoy the ride :)
You: haha, i do

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Emily from Australia

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: als/
Stranger: asl?
You: male
You: 27
Stranger: from?
You: australia
Stranger: ah awesome
Stranger: im from australia
Stranger: where abouts?
You: sydney
You: :)
Stranger: ah im from melbourne lol
You: haha, alright
You: whats ur age and gender?
Stranger: 15 female
You: oh, alright
You: we have a big age difference
Stranger: haha 13 years hey :P
You: yup
Stranger: wait 12
You: :P
Stranger: that was dumb
You: no problem
You: so, what are u looking for in omegle?
Stranger: cure from boredem lol
You: haha, alright.
You: but i believe this is not the best way to cure it
Stranger: haha and why is that?
You: i dont know, in my experience 90 percent of people in omegle are either crappy or creepy
You: 5 percent are robots
You: and 5 percent are decent people who worth talking to
Stranger: haha thats very true
Stranger: some of the weird people are pretty entertaining though lol
You: haha, i really hate them actually
You: i just makes me mad
Stranger: oh lol fair enough
Stranger: guys who wants nudes are getting pretty annoying lol
Stranger: its every second conversation i get
You: haha, yeah
You: sometimes they keep asking for my nudes even after knowing that im a guy! discusting
Stranger: lolll wooowww
Stranger: they must have a really small dick :P
You: haha, probably
You: sometimes they call for a comparison very gently, which is fine. but asking it in a dirty way is something else
Stranger: lol yeah thats alright but i got one who just said ohh yeahh babyy after everything i said
Stranger: it was so stupid lol
You: haha, alright
You: lets forget about this shit
You: im also tired of naggeing about this anytime i find a decent stranger to talk with. its just waste of time
Stranger: lol apologies
Stranger: what do you like to talk about?
You: u can pick a topic for chat or start asking me any questions u like. :D
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: whats your biggest secret? :P
You: WoW, u r really good at this!
You: and u expect me to tell u about it?
Stranger: lol im a stranger
Stranger: why not
You: alright, i dont have really big secrets, just some small things that i keep personal
You: let me tell u one
You: sometimes i pretend that im working, while my boss is sitting in front of me, but i actually chat on omegle!
You: :P
Stranger: haha story of my life!
Stranger: except for me thats in school :P
You: haha, yup
You: its quite addictive
Stranger: lol it really is, its pretty cool being able to talk to anyone around the entire work
Stranger: world
You: haha, yes indeed
You: another question? an easier one prefrably!
Stranger: hehe sorry :P
You: no, it was fun
You: it horrifies me when i think of all little things that i keep secret from people around me, but it was good to remind them for myself
You: so thank you for that anyway
Stranger: be thankful your secrets are about not doing your work becasue bigger secrets hurt
You: haha, i have a simple life. no big secrets for me.
Stranger: lol your lucky
Stranger: what do you want?
Stranger: like more than anything else in the world
You: hmmm, ah. u r one of the most interesting strangers i have ever had! u talk like an old philosopher!
Stranger: hahah im going to take that as a compliment :P
You: at the moment, i want to proceed in my life line.
You: i just want to pass the step that i am into now
You: i am spending like the most important stage of my life, and i am planning to rock until i get to 35, so i want to move as much as i can
You: as far as i can go
You: then i will settle down, and do what i really love to do
You: without caring about the rest of the world
You: so yeah, at the moment, i just want to move forward
You: and not to stand still
Stranger: thats a pretty deep plan for a simple life :P
You: haha, probably every caravan has the same plan like mine!
You: to be honest, i think a lot about my life, and what im doing, and what i gonna do next
You: but i try to keep is simple
Stranger: i guess thats pretty good
Stranger: i just go with the flow :P
You: haha, well
You: then i should ask about the current u r woing with! right?
You: going*
Stranger: haha well im still pretty young, so im just taking life as it comes
You: haha, fair enough
Stranger: one sec i need to get a drink
You: and i need to go to toilet!
You: im back
Stranger: woww you go toilet really fast
You: :)
Stranger: hah that was kinda innapropriate
You: yup
You: but i need to say goodbye in a few minutes
You: i gonna make a salad tonight
Stranger: aw ok fair enough
Stranger: ill hav to go back and look for someone else interesting to talk to :P
You: haha, yeah
You: i hope u can find a decent one

Jill from USA

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: :)
You: hello
Stranger: whats up
You: nothing interesting. just evening boredom
You: and head ache
Stranger: oh thats too bad
You: haha, not that bad actually. i have had worse
You: it will pass anyway
You: what about urself?
Stranger: nothing i'm bored
Stranger: so i decided to check omegle out
You: haha, the best way to waste time
You: :D
Stranger: is it
You: yup
Stranger: so what are your omegle convos like
You: haha, 90 percent dirty, crappy, creepy and lame
You: 5 percent with robots
You: and 5 percent interesting
Stranger: what do you want them to be like
You: hmmm, productive
You: i have talked about good reading suggestions, movie review, personal life, even sex experiences, but cyber stuff sux
Stranger: what would be a good reading suggestion
You: idk, classic novels
You: im reading 100 years of soltitude at the moment
You: an stranger recommended it to me
You: and its fantastic
You: so, it was kinda interesting chat
You: in my opinion
Stranger: what is 100 years of soltitude about
You: its about an exotic family in a remote village. and how stablish their life with their friends in there and how they deal with the government
You: its very diverse and full of surprises
You: but all of the characters are special in their own
You: they somehow live solitary among others
You: and thats the story of our lives
You: i think
Stranger: sounds interesting
You: yes indeed
You: alright
You: i need to go now
Stranger: okay bye
You: bye

Friday, January 8, 2010

Stranger from Nowhere

Stranger: İ m looking for a horny girl with webcam???
You: any plan B?
Stranger: what u think
You: i think no!
Stranger: r u girl
You: no
Stranger: do u have webcam
You: yup

Stranger: age

You: 27

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger from US

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: male
You: 27
Stranger: 24.f Do you lift weights at all?
You: no
Stranger: no?
You: what sort of weight?
Stranger: muscle building weight, you know "lifting weights". like barbells dumbbells, stuff like that.
You: no, im not a sport type of person
Stranger: Ur not like overweight though, right?
You: no, im just normal
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Good.
You: 178cm (5'10) and 76 kg
You: i eat healthy and i live active to burn calories, but no sport or extreme actions
Stranger: how do you burn caliorioes without exercising? I've alwasy been taught that that is the only way to do it.
You: well, i walk a lot and im not lazy in doing things like house work, dishwashing etc
You: so im just enough active
You: and i dont eat fast food crap
Stranger: I'm all for it.
You: haha, are u fat?
Stranger: No, but when I throwdown I got to throwdown you know what I'm saying?
Stranger: lol
You: haha, alright
Stranger: What type/genre of music do you like?
You: haha, thats not a good question to be asked of me
You: i like persian and indian instrumentals
Stranger: haha
You: and some old smooth lovesongs
You: :D
Stranger: Oh yeah me 2. I'm mainly into metal though (No I'm not pale and I do not cut myself and I do not wear all black, I'm normal). lol
You: haha, alright
You: i just wanna make sure that im not talking to a crazy emo
You: !
You: ;p
Stranger: lol, I can't stand them. They don't know what "being metal" (lol) is about. I am a "Tr00" fan of metal. lol
Stranger: I can't stand people like that. I'm so KVLT. Have you ever heard that one?
You: Epitomising the musical ideals of sub-underground black metal
You: god bless google!
Stranger: Yes, but nowadays it's more of a joke than anything in the black metal scene. It was originally a sort of "trick" thing to make the "posers" (people who think they know a lot, but they don't) think they were all cool and stuff. Yes, you are correct, for the most part I guess. But then again I'm not a black metal historian.
Stranger: lol
You: haha, alright
You: cool
You: this might be a better description then: kvlt is a compliment, the definition is some metal music that is worthy.
Stranger: Yes, but nowadays it is seen as more of a joke than anything. It was taken to some seriousness at first, but then the Norwegians (originators of black metal) caught onto it and started mocking it without mercy. Don't ever use the word "nekr0KVLT", it will piss the "Tr00" people off. lol (The people who think they know a lot about it). The message informs the aesthetic.
Stranger: behind it.
You: wow, what a masterpiece u r working on! try to write shorter please
You: haha, aright
You: now im a bit clear
Stranger: Sorry, when I get into this metal stuff I tend to get a little carried away. I should stop... now lol
You: yup, thats better
Stranger: Do you like comedy?
You: haha, in one sense yes
You: i only watch animation movies
You: basically the KIDs stuff
You: ;p
Stranger: What about stand-up comedy?
You: a bit
Stranger: What performers?
You: hmm let me think
You: do u know shappy?
Stranger: shappy who?
You: hmmm
You: let me find her
Stranger: K.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I5KmlXCLIk
You: this one
You: my father is persian, and she is persian as well
You: :D
Stranger: lol, "There's a bird" :lol:
Stranger: Here's one of my favorites.
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvcZJxp1OEo
Stranger: Tell me what you think.
You: kk
You: haha, this is old
You: and he has a funny accent
You: like hourse riding presenters
Stranger: A good ol country accent. lol.
You: yup
Stranger: This is from 1977.
You: oh, i c
You: so u r all into old stuff
You: a masterpiece again?
You: :D
You: ill brb while u write it!
Stranger: Not exclusively. The only "old stuff" I like is most classic/"old" metal and this guy (Jerry Clower). he's the only "old" comedian I like. All of the other ones are just genuinly NOT FUNNY. He's the only one I like from the "old times." I'm done.
Stranger: lol
You: back
Stranger: K. read away. lol
You: haha, alright
You: i like classic novels tho
Stranger: Which ones? List please.
You: hmm, im already reading 100 years of soltitude
You: which is fantastic
You: finished blindness by saramagoy recently
You: sherlock holmse by canon doyle
You: old man and the sea
You: the stranger by kamo
You: hmmm, i dont remember anymore
Stranger: I've heard of "the stranger"
You: yah, the clown by heignritch boll
Stranger: hAVEN'T read it though.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Norunn from UK

Stranger: random ?
You: nope
You: im exactly the one!
Stranger: which one ?
Stranger: come again ?
Stranger: which one ?
Stranger: haha :P
Stranger: m /f ?
You: the one u were looking for!
You: M
You: an old one!
Stranger: no waay!
You: yup
Stranger: how Oold ?
You: 27
Stranger: Oh
You: oh what?
Stranger: i'm 17
Stranger: haha x]
You: 10 years, such a long way to go
Stranger: don't wanna get like u then, ur not random D:
You: haha, well
You: ur life is urs
Stranger: Noo D':
Stranger: it's my mums lol
You: haha, so ur a mummy boy!
You: poor guy
Stranger: i'm a girl..
You: oh, ok.
You: thats something
Stranger: :P
You: then not only ur life is urs, but also the life of a lucky guy

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Stranger from Nowhere

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