Tabby from xxxxxhusdonjbxxxx

You: hi, 27 male here
Stranger: hi
Stranger: uh
Stranger: unidentified life form here
Stranger: ^-^
You: like BOB in that animation?
You: or something uglier and smelly?
Stranger: swomthing uglier
You: hmm, do u eat poop?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i eat badgers
You: haha, sweet
You: what ur coloul?
Stranger: color?
Stranger: im purple
You: haha, sweet
You: so, how many teeth have u got in ur mouth? do u have teeth also in palm of your hands?
Stranger: you know the advertisement for this sight is to mess with complete stranger
Stranger: no i teeth on my fingerlains
Stranger: nails
You: oh, O.o im scared
Stranger: an my nose an mouth are in diferant places
You: haha
Stranger: they switched with each oher
You: oh, i think i know you.
You: you look like a lebanese cab driver that i know!
Stranger: أنا أكره الدراما
Stranger: how did you know?
You: whats that?
Stranger: 나는 당신을 사랑합니다
You: just ur descriptions matches his descriptions.
You: are u using a translator or something?
Stranger: maybe he is my father
Stranger: teeheee maybe
Stranger: 나는 당신을 사랑합니다
Stranger: http://translate.google.com
You: u aliens have really advance things.
You: we havnt invented a nice translator yet.
Stranger: see
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: i see
You: haha, so u can even see! WoW
Stranger: yea i have 47 eyes
You: Я таксама цябе люблю мой маленькі монстр
You: haha, and all of them are in place of your nose?! you should have a HUGE nose then! exactly like that lebanese driver. ;p
Stranger: haha
You: what are you doing in earth? or r u chatting from your own planet?
Stranger: i have advance satilite internet
Stranger: im from the planet, translated in to your language, xxxxxhusdonjbxxxx
You: oh, i thought all of planets are defined by numbers, like the one in Planet51 animation. u know, with those green creatures.
Stranger: thats a bunch of lies
You: ah, humans. i dont know why they lie to earn money.
Stranger: its sicking
Stranger: sickining
You: yeah.
You: so, when will you have a new light year in your planet? its new years eve in earth.
Stranger: light year?
Stranger: we have dark years
You: haha, sweet
You: and when will it end then?
Stranger: some times we get overlorded by an evil serpant woman who thinks that they can have power for a, how you say, centry?
Stranger: it ends in fourty six years
You: haha, the serpant women should like your pink bodies. they are always attracted to pink bodies and dark years!
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i wish the serpant lady wasnt so damn sexi
You: yak, with all of those slizy arms and that ugly swollen lips.
You: she once tried to rape me in sleep. i was lucky i woke up soon.
Stranger: naw shes got hot serpanty tits
You: hmmm, maybe.
Stranger: mmm i gtg my husband is calling for the dark year meal
You: but idont imagine her like that.
Stranger: xD
Stranger: laters
You: bye
Stranger: bye byes
You: have a dark year in there
Stranger: i can add you in aim or msn
Stranger: hurry
Stranger: befor i die

Stranger from Nowhere

Stranger: hi
You: hi, 27 male here
Stranger: 26 female there
You: alright, good
Stranger: aha
You: so, what. u r a girl. start asking me questions.
You: and happy xmas
Stranger: u2
You: thnx
You: cmon, im waiting
Stranger: waitng for
You: questions!
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: ?
You: australia, with persian origins
Stranger: woww
Stranger: china
You: :)
You: next...
Stranger: like movies?
You: animated movies, kid stuff and a bit of scifi
Stranger: woww
Stranger: know al pacino
You: yep, doggy afternoon, scarface, ...
Stranger: woww
Stranger: bingo
Stranger: scent of women
Stranger: god father
You: i forgot about classic movies, i love them anyway
You: evils attorny
You: ocean 13
Stranger: yep
You: godd bless imdb!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: avanta
Stranger: james cameron
You: no for this one!
Stranger: robert derino
You: mmm, dont like him actually
You: but taxi driver
Stranger: haha
You: and more with no name in mind
Stranger: gamer
Stranger: danzel washington
You: gamer was the worst movie i have seen in 2009
You: denzel is nice
Stranger: yep
Stranger: 123
Stranger: and john tre
You: yep, palhalm together with denzel
Stranger: ilike too
You: travolta is alive for greace and face off
Stranger: yep
Stranger: face off
Stranger: life and death
You: hmm, havent seen this one
Stranger: have you seen "inglorious bastards"
Stranger: brad
You: nope
You: brad is a genius, sometimes excellent, sometimes not
Stranger: haha
You: perfect in snatch!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: snatch
Stranger: jason stanthon
You: no clue for this one
Stranger: lock stock and two smoking barrel
Stranger: resevior dogs
You: brad in se7en
You: never forget it
Stranger: yes
Stranger: se7en
Stranger: and freeman
Stranger: old but good actor
You: yep, good old guy god
Stranger: bucklet of list
You: haha, that was fantastic
Stranger: with fly over^^^^
You: brb
Stranger: may i hv your msn ad?
Stranger: we can talk about movies when i am free
Stranger: are you still there?
You: yep
You: im back

Jessica from California

You: hi, 27 male here
Stranger: hi, 27 female here.
You: a bit too good to b true
You: but anyway
Stranger: noooo.
You: both of us may lie!
You: haha, just kidding
Stranger: ew.
Stranger: oh
You: where are u from?
Stranger: wouldn't you like to know.
You: alright
You: doesnt matter relly
You: so, pick a topic
You: or ask a question
Stranger: that eassy?
You: anything u like
You: i will answer honestly
Stranger: why don't yo?
You: X <3
Stranger: you*
You: me what?
You: ask a question?
Stranger: why?
You: what was the last classic novel that u read?
Stranger: novel? i don't know. i'm not into all that reading shit.
You: ah, so bad
You: so what u do for fun?
Stranger: nothing with you.
You: i didnt ask for myself
You: im asking what u do for fun in ur life
Stranger: why are you acting like such a douche?
You: cmon
Stranger: can i ask that? is that allowed.
You: i allowed u to ask anything
You: yep
You: ask it!
Stranger: okay creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
You: im not creep
You: im just chatting
Stranger: sure
Stranger: for all i know your sitting on the other side of the computer, hacking into mine!
You: haha, not really
You: i have much more interesting thing to do in my life
You: so dont worry
Stranger: DOUCHE.
You: well, thats ur idea
You: u can stick to that
You: ans disconnect me
You: bu u will lose
You: a good friend
You: ;P
Stranger: uhhhhhhhkay.
You: i like your aggressive approach anyway
You: but dont be impolite
Stranger: wow.
You: yeah
Stranger: "aggressive approach" hmmm.
You: whats ur job?
Stranger: what does it matter to you.
You: idk
You: just looking for a topic to chat about it!
You: we cant sit here only and manipulate each others souls
Stranger: i bet you'd like that would't you.
You: not at all
You: cmon
You: i try anything to start a productive chat with u
You: and u just dont give anyway
You: light a candle
Stranger: why would i do that?
You: idk
You: u just keep running away from a good chat
Stranger: uhgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
You: see
You: like this
You: please pick a topic for chat now
You: otherwise we better say bye.. its just waste of time. and im too busy to waste my time
You: in chrstmas eve!
Stranger: busy doing what?
You: i have some tasks to finish
You: for my research
You: its due next week
Stranger: so go finish them, i'm not stopping you.
Stranger: or am i.
You: haha,
You: im just getting a break
You: but i prefer a nice chat for break
You: nit a disturbing one
Stranger: who's being disturbing? not me.
You: cmon
You: look at the above lines
You: im just begging u to do a nice chat
You: and u r just flying away like a sudden bird
Stranger: okay weirddddddo, why don't you just dicconect then huh?
Stranger: honestly am i keeping you here no.
You: well, i never dc my strangers
You: cuz most of time
You: i have something to say
You: and they dc me
You: and its just sad
You: so i always make sure that they have said whatever they want to
You: and they dc themselves
Stranger: wow.
You: yeah
Stranger: you talk to much child.
You: i dont talk to teenagers
You: never
You: i used to chat with them before
You: but not these days
You: they are either
You: underage girls looking for adult stuff
You: or creepy guys who are faking
You: and i dont like any of those
Stranger: what are saying? cause that has no relivance to this 'chat'.
You: u said child
You: not chat!
Stranger: all i said was you talk to much.
You: yeah
You: i do talk too much
You: and i chat everyday
You: its my funtime hobby
Stranger: GD.
You: gd? whats that
Stranger: goddamn.
You: haha
You: why?
Stranger: don't you enjoy the peace and quiet, ever.
You: i do
You: i have many hobbies
You: chat is one of them
Stranger: have you heard of brad doggett?
You: nope
Stranger: lame.
You: hmmm
You: have u heard of shajarian?
Stranger: nope.
You: well, lame!
You: im not supposed to know anybody u know!
You: and u either
Stranger: brad doggett is like a famouse youtube star.
Stranger: famous*
You: well, shajarian is also famous
You: brad has 198000 google entries
You: and shajarian has 628000
You: so almost three times more famous!
Stranger: how'd you find that out?
You: and u still dont know him!
You: LAME!
Stranger: your mean you know that.
You: know what?
Stranger: here i am finally giving in.
You: i just googled the name
Stranger: and here you are being MEAN.
You: haha, u c
You: u r giving up
Stranger: THAT COMES OFF CREEPY.
You: sorry
You: i dont wanna be creepy
You: im just getting the revenge of first lines!
You: ;D
Stranger: ahahahaaa;
You: so, is this guy, bradd ur favourite musician or something?
You: maybe boyfriend?
Stranger: haha he's funny looking so no, not boyfriend, but he has...
Stranger: the mosttt...
Stranger: AMAZING covers i have ever heard.
You: oh, really
Stranger: indeed.
You: i may try one of them sometime someday somehaow!
Stranger: a cover?
You: haha, cmon
You: youtube is good enough
You: for me
Stranger: ohh lol.
You: yeah
You: so, tell me three avourite movies
You: (classic icebreaker!)
Stranger: i don't like favorites.
Stranger: sorry.
Stranger: :D
You: ;p
You: name three most hated persons in ur life
Stranger: like personally? or like ohh i hate lady gaga or something like that?
You: personally, like mother in law! ;p
Stranger: hahhaaa, i hate my grandma!
Stranger: my grandpa he uhh died like a week before thanksgiving, and she implied that she was happy about it.
You: does she have false teeth? and tries to kiss u with them? XP
Stranger: and she's so damn stinggy.
You: haha
You: alright
You: two more to go!
Stranger: i'm no hater. lol.
Stranger: youu?
You: me 2
You: i can live with the killer of my father really
You: so, no for me
Stranger: none at all? really?
You: yeah
Stranger: do you watch mtv?
You: im tried to think of somebody
You: maybe a guy who bollied me when i was a kid
Stranger: sorry for the swift subject change.
You: but he was my friend after a few years!
You: no, idont watch tv that much
You: maybe if u pick a single show
You: then i can have something to say
Stranger: well what shows do you watch is the realll question?
You: haha, yeah, thats better
You: i watch simpsons animations
You: antique roadshow
You: and two and half men!
Stranger: forrr reall? hahhaa
You: yeah
You: i like fun stuff
You: like i still watch all of kid movies
You: like animated movies
You: and i enjoy them like a kid
You: so yeah, really!
Stranger: i can't wait to watch the burried life.
Stranger: it's on mtv.
You: ah, whats the subjet of it??
You: (u r being engaged in this chat! this is gonna be a nice chat indeed!)
Stranger: it like these guys that like make a list.
You: oh, i c, What Do You Want To Do Before You Die?
Stranger: of 100 things they want to do before they die.
You: very impressive question
You: i used to have a list when i was young
You: after reading the chicken soup for the soul
You: but i finished the list soon!
You: so it was no useful anymore!
You: haha
You: ;p
Stranger: my mom wanted me to read that book so badd when i was youngg.
You: haha, yeah
You: it is a nice book actually
You: kinda boring i ur not a believer
You: but still nice
Stranger: holdddd onnnnn,
You: k
Stranger: sorry if it's like taking me forever to replyy.
You: np
You: once i was chatting with a girl, and she was answering so slow, i asked her if she is asian and it takes time for her to make the sentences, she answered no! im just masturbating and it gets me distracted! ;p
Stranger: my friend just happened to be awake still and is forcing to look at things online .
Stranger: HAHAHAHAA, wow.
You: alright
You: im going to go and make dinner soon.
Stranger: not like pron or anything lol.
You: its xmas eve anyway
You: haha
You: alright
Stranger: hahhaaa, my cat is in heat.
You: haha
You: alright, i need to go now
You: i can give u my msn if u like to chat later
Stranger: byeeee
You: ?
You: where are u from?
You: and ur first name?
You: i need them for my blog actually
Stranger: i thought you had to go?
You: yeah, i have to go
You: just want those for my blog
You: and gimmi ur msn if u like to chat later
Stranger: want what for your blog?
You: i record my interesting chats in a weblog
Stranger: uhhggg fine
You: quite interesting collection
Stranger: my name is jessica.
You: and location?
Stranger: californiaa
You: alright sweet.
You: like to have my msn?
Stranger: sureeee.
You: ***
Stranger: okayy cool.
You: add me if u liked to chat later
You: all the best
You: and happy xmas
Stranger: samziesss :)
You: now im gonna go and cook my lamb nack casterole!
Stranger: ewww.
Stranger: im a vegiterian.
You: eww!
Stranger: oh wait, veitarian?
You: yeah, i adore vegetarians!
Stranger: fudge i cant spell for pooop.
You: cuz they show how far a human can go for its beliefs!
You: ;p
Stranger: haha thankss :D
You: no problem
You: all the best
You: bye
Stranger: byeeeee.

Stranger from Hangary

Stranger: hi hungary 19 male :D
You: im hungry too! ;p
Stranger: hm si?
Stranger: xD
You: but from a dif country!
Stranger: akkor irj magyarul. pl :)
You: cmon
Stranger: haha .... from usa?
You: ;p, australia

Stranger from Australia

Stranger: Hello :D
You: hi
You: ;p
You: m 27 here
Stranger: f 13 here :)
Stranger: Nice to meet you
You: haha, where are u from baby?
Stranger: Australia :D
Stranger: You?
You: really?! the same!
Stranger: Awesome :P
Stranger: What part?
You: nsw
Stranger: Cool!
Stranger: Same!
You: haha, i think u r living in our nabourhood!
You: so, how are u doing with 13hood?
Stranger: good
You: r u a smart student?
Stranger: Yeah :D
Stranger: Know any programming languages? xD
You: yeah, a little bit
You: i just use them in my work
You: ;p
Stranger: What ones?
You: c++
You: Java in Programing
Stranger: I know PHP, C++ and Python. However the C++ is for embedded systems.
You: Processing
Stranger: Processing? You mean like Processing 1.0?
You: yep, i use c++ for making 3d models in microstation GS
Stranger: Cool
You: yep, processing for java is cool
Stranger: I program arduino microcontrollers with embedded C++ and use processing to control them :P
You: wow, very nice
Stranger: Its pretty sexy
Stranger: I got this toy remote control car and hacked the controler with an arduino so i can drive it with my computer and a joystick.
You: i have plans to make a cnc mill with arduino someday
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Wouldnt that be rather hard and annoying though?
You: why?
Stranger: The arduino cant really process enough data to do something like that (as far as im aware)
You: yep, probably the pro version will do it
You: http://www.core77.com/blog/technology/build_your_own_lil_cnc_15188.asp
You: look at the link
You: thats the machine that im thinking of
You: the cutting plans are all ready and free
Stranger: Oh okay
Stranger: maybe it is possible
You: im not still sure.
You: im sure about the frame tho
You: ;p
Stranger: You'd probably need to store the data on an SD MMC card though
You: but control electronics is not really my job
Stranger: ah, okay.
Stranger: It is mine.

Stranger: Im a mechatronic engineer

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Stranger from Nowhere

Stranger: Cows.
You: cats
Stranger: Dogs.
You: goats
Stranger: Lemurs.
You: chitas
Stranger: Pigmy Marmosets.
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: fuck
You: pinguins
Stranger: I spelt Pygmy wrong

Mahalia from Canada

Stranger: heyhey
You: hi
Stranger: sup
You: nothing really
You: evening boredom
You: u?
Stranger: i feel ya
Stranger: tired,
You: haha, i understand
You: i was doing shopping all day
You: and now, im really tired like hell
Stranger: whatd you buy
You: a bit o clothing
Stranger: nice
Stranger: you a girl? or a boyy
You: boy
You: (girls would enjoy shopping and not get tired of it anyway)
Stranger: lol :P
Stranger: how old are you
You: im pretty old for this website
You: 27 to be exact!
You: ;p
Stranger: haha, thats cool
Stranger: as long as you arent some horny mother fucker, i dont mind
You: haha, im not
Stranger: k =]
You: ;p
You: how did u spend ur day?
Stranger: school >_<
You: ah, exams?
Stranger: thats after
You: haha, alright
Stranger: =P
You: so ur a teenager right
Stranger: yep
Stranger: 15
You: ah, im almost twice ur age!
Stranger: :P:P
You: i feel embarrased!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: by the way i look, you look 3 times older xD
Stranger: hahaa
You: haha
You: why do u say that?
Stranger: i look young
You: haha
You: alright
You: its like ur teasing me
You: and ur right
You: i LOOk even older than my age
You: so, fair enough!
Stranger: do you?
Stranger: show me a pic
You: haha
You: is it gonna be an exchange or a oneway road?
Stranger: exchange
You: ;p
You: alright, wait a sec
Stranger: ****
Stranger: ****
You: ****
Stranger: how tall are you
You: 178cm
Stranger: ah
You: there are 2 in this pic. which one are u? (in the second)
Stranger: oh. the one with blonde hair,
Stranger: shorter hair
Stranger: no glasses.
You: haha, alright
You: u r cute
You: and u r a girl!
You: haha, i thought im talking to a boy
You: ;p
Stranger: haha nooo.
Stranger: XD
You: u look funny and energetic
You: i hope u keep this mood forever
Stranger: i bet i will =]
Stranger: i love making people laugh
You: haha, very nice
Stranger: how old do i look
You: u look younger actually
You: like a kid
You: 12ish maybe
Stranger: xD
Stranger: i know,
Stranger: i hate it soo much
You: haha, no dont
You: its a quintessence in ur hear
You: which keeps u young
You: and pretty
You: u should keep it as much as u can
Stranger: haha, well.
Stranger: i'd like it
Stranger: if i could get into pg 13 movies
You: haha
Stranger: ;]
You: do u like animation movies?
You: i LOVE them
Stranger: for example?
You: i almost watch all of them
You: my favourites are:
You: ratatuille
You: monsters inc
You: and finding nemo
You: but i watch all of them
Stranger: ohhhhh!
Stranger: yes. i watch those
Stranger: i saw
Stranger: up the other week
You: haha
You: up is fun as well
Stranger: i knoe
You: but i think it could be bussier
You: the scenes look empty with only a few characters
Stranger: some do
You: like u cant see those busy scenes like monsters inc
You: but still a nice movie
Stranger: =]
You: they are all from the same director
You: such a great imagination
You: its really fantastic
Stranger: yeahyeah!
Stranger: =]]]
You: have u been in cloudy with the chance of meatballs?
Stranger: nope
You: then i have to recommend it to u
You: its very nice actually
You: fun and colourful
Stranger: im bad with movies.
Stranger: i get like
Stranger: overwhlemed with a certain feeling, good or bad. and it bugs me
Stranger: O_O
You: haha, i c
You: well, then i hope the next one make u feel good!
Stranger: =]
You: alright buddy
You: i think its time to say goodbye
Stranger: yeah
You: it was nice chatting with u
Stranger: im tired
Stranger: you too ... you
Stranger: xD
You: go get some rest
Stranger: =P
You: just tell me ur country and first name
Stranger: mahalia canada?

Stranger from Nowhere

stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: whats up
You: nothing interestin
You: what about u/
Stranger: same
You: haha
You: yeah
You: everybody in omegle is the same
Stranger: pretty much
You: ;p
You: tell me something interesting
Stranger: in my school you get suspened for cussing?
You: i donno about ur school
You: !
Stranger: well thats a fact about my school
You: haha, so what was the question mark?
Stranger: it was me wondering if that was interesting
You: haha, i agrre with the rule
You: but it wanst an interesting fact actually
Stranger: sorry
You: ;p
You: np
Stranger: i guess i dont kno many interesting things
You: haha
You: how old are u buddy?
Stranger: 17
You: oh, ur ten years younger than me
Stranger: woa
You: O.o
Stranger: m or f>
You: male here
Stranger: me two
You: i wish i was a teenage boy again
Stranger: why?
You: well, its lots of fun
You: and nobody says WOW when u tell them ur age!
Stranger: lol i said woa not wow
You: haha, i know
Stranger: sorry
You: never mind
You: im kinda used to it anyway
You: im a bit old for omegle actually
You: ;p
Stranger: lol i talked to a 30 year old
You: i have had chats with 53 yo males
You: and a 45 yo lady
You: both interesting actually
Stranger: woa
You: the man was a truck driver with grandchildren
You: amazing character
Stranger: thats crazy
You: haha
You: he was keen to know about omegle
You: cuz of his children
You: ;p
Stranger: lol
You: so, i let him know how bad is this site
You: ;D
Stranger: its not that bad
You: yeah, im kidding
Stranger: oh lol
You: i gotta go now buddy
Stranger: laters brah
You: all the best
You: c ya
Stranger: same. cheers

Stranger from Nowhere

Stranger: it's rhyme time
You: i dont drink at all
Stranger: even in the hall?
You: yep, even in the hall
Stranger: well, what about the ball?
You: im not that tall
You: but if u call
You: i will give u all
Stranger: you mean for me to remove my shawl?
You: and ur skirt, basically all
Stranger: basically all!? well well, and will we crawl?
You: yes, yes, crawl, and then fall
Stranger: we shall create a bedroom squall?
You: not a big one, be enough a bowl
Stranger: don't...

Ana from Nowhere

Stranger: hi
You: hi, 27 male here
Stranger: 22 f
Stranger: where from?
You: haha, i like to keep my location secret
You: just to spice the joy of being stranger
Stranger: ohhh very mysterious haha dont balme you
Stranger: haha
You: ;p
You: what r u up to?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: very bored
Stranger: u?
Stranger: or cant you tell me?
You: anybody in omegle is bored
Stranger: haha ikr
You: but this is the feeling
You: but, when people come here
You: it means that they look for something to cheer up
Stranger: true
You: and thats the interesting part for me
You: so, what can heer u up?
Stranger: do you need cheering up? haha please dont take that the wrong way
You: cheer*
Stranger: haha
Stranger: idk
Stranger: dont really need it right now, just nice to be able to talk sometimes
Stranger: you know?
You: haha, i dont care if u meant it in a wrong way
You: im a guy anyway
You: ;p
Stranger: haha, but still
Stranger: haha
Stranger: any hobboes?
Stranger: *hobbies
You: u wrote hobbies like boobies
Stranger: haha
Stranger: perv
You: i gotthat wrong reallly
You: !
You: ;p
You: well
You: i like to read classic novels
Stranger: ok
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: favorite
Stranger: ?
You: watch animated movies
You: and play xbox
Stranger: very mature
You: and i like my job as well
You: but im not gonna tell u what im doing
Stranger: haha
Stranger: didnt want to know
Stranger: :)
You: u wanna now my favourite novels?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: :)
Stranger: YOUR NOT AMERICAN
Stranger: haha
You: no im not american
Stranger: or mayb youre tricking me
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry i inturrupted
Stranger: :(
Stranger: continue
You: never mind
Stranger: haha
You: i like blindness by saramagoy
You: and i just started 100 years of soltitude
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: im risking sounding like a total idiot, but i have read neither
Stranger: :(
Stranger: yikes
Stranger: im bad
You: haha
You: actually
Stranger: how do you like 100 years of solitude?
You: an italian guy suggested this one to me here in omegle
You: it was last week
You: and i just started reading it
Stranger: good?
You: its a nice book
Stranger: what is it about?
You: yeah, kinda engaging
You: and the funny thing is that the main charater has some of my qualities
Stranger: really?
You: which makes it more interesting
You: to find out about his end
Stranger: yes, that does always help:)
You: so im reading it eagerly
Stranger: hmmm, i should check it out
You: a few weeks ago, i chatted with a comedian from russia
Stranger: you scared about the future?
You: in here
You: no, im a successful man
Stranger: yea, its cool to meet people
You: and i have anything i wished for
Stranger: aww, thats so sweet
Stranger: :)
You: i even love my job as i said
You: and u dont usually hear that from everybody
Stranger: you are a lucky man:) still trying to find myself
You: so, i dont have any problem with my life
Stranger: i know
You: thank u
Stranger: :)
Stranger: so
You: yeah, i was saying about that russian comedian
Stranger: oh yes
You: we started talking about his work
Stranger: mm hmmm
You: and then i asked him if he have read the book : clown
You: from heinritch boll
You: and he said no
You: so i gave him a short story line
You: and he was falling into tears about his story
Stranger: really?
You: and the way it was like the main character
You: yeah
You: he liked it
Stranger: haha
You: and said that he will start reading the book
You: so, yeah
You: its kinda amazing to meet strangers
Stranger: i think i just might too:)
Stranger: i know
You: and find bonding with them
Stranger: but sometimes its hard becasue you really dont know if they are who they say they are, for all i know, you are a pervy old man.... hopefully not... but, yea, sometimes its easier to talk to strangers than ppl you know...no judgement
You: haha
You: well, i must confess that i have been creepy in here many times
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: ...
Stranger: haha
You: cuz i enjoy chatting with beautiful girls
Stranger: niceee
You: and for my job, i have a good eye for beauty
You: so i ask for their pictures sometimes
You: nothing dirty tho
Stranger: PIMP?!
Stranger: hah
You: just for its fun
Stranger: manager
Stranger: for models?
You: no
You: i dont want to talk about it really
Stranger: good neither do i
Stranger: haha
Stranger: :)
You: my point is im not clean as well
Stranger: is anyone really?
You: but i hate those syber shit
You: cyber*
Stranger: il
Stranger: *ik
You: haha
You: to be honest, once a horny girl asked me for cyber
You: ;p
You: they ask u many times
Stranger: and you gave it to her
Stranger: im assuming?
You: but one i said ok, lets do it!
You: that was the only one!
You: i just was curious to see how it goes
Stranger: well if youre looking for it again, im not the right girl
Stranger: :)
Stranger: haha
You: well, i started typing thinngs for her
Stranger: HOLD UP
You: haha, no , i will never look for it again
Stranger: dont wanna hear it
Stranger: haha good
Stranger: :)
You: im not gonna tell u what i told to her
Stranger: thank you
You: i just wanted to say, that after a few lines
You: she couldnt even ontinue typing!
Stranger: ....
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ..
Stranger: .
You: and after cumming she asked me if i enjoyed it or not!
You: and i was like hah?
You: she really thought that im enjoying that shit
You: haha
Stranger: haha
You: she was so upset
You: that was the realy fun about it
Stranger: poor girl not
Stranger: haha
Stranger: your a sadist
Stranger: haha
You: no im not
You: i thought there will be other things involved
You: i had no idea that people really cum just by reading text
You: its so lame really
Stranger: ik, its really like, go out, meet some nice people and do it for real
Stranger: not on the web
You: yeah
You: and even porno websites are hips better than text only chat
Stranger: haha
You: but after all, i think she was happy anyway
You: i dont mind
You: it was just a weird exxperience
You: and then she disconnected me cuz her boyfriend called
You: haha
Stranger: ik, one that im not really to keen on finding out about
You: poor girl
Stranger: haha
Stranger: kinda sad really
You: yeah
Stranger: i just like coming on here to meet people and find out interesting things, good converstaions too
Stranger: sometimes...
Stranger: haha
You: haha, i just told u an interesting thing and i believe this conversation is a good one anyway
You: and i like that u type fast
Stranger: really?
Stranger: im a very very bad typer:)
You: cuz most of girls do all sort of stuff along with chatting
You: and i hate it
Stranger: thank you btw
Stranger: haha
You: to wait for others to answer
Stranger: i know its like BE PROACTIVE
You: its not onversational anymore
Stranger: haha
Stranger: with us?
You: no, when u ave to type and wit a minute to get a hah or yes.
You: that is not conversational at all
Stranger: oh yea, i know, its like they never have anything interesting to contribute
You: i need to leave soon
Stranger: not that im terribly interesting
Stranger: but...
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: :(
Stranger: i should probably get going too
You: u sound like a nice girl anyway
Stranger: thank you
You: i enjoyed this chat alot
Stranger: you seem pretty sweet yourself:)
You: thank u ;p
Stranger: me too, one of thebest ove had
Stranger: :)
Stranger: you too
Stranger: it was really nie talking to you:)
Stranger: *nice
You: the same here
You: all the best
Stranger: you too:)
You: i can give u a contact if u like
Stranger: good luck with the book:)
You: just in case
Stranger: ok:)
You: this is my email, msn id and yahoo messenger id
You: feel free to add me
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thanks
You: its just for strangers i meet here
Stranger: thats a good idea
You: all unreal identity
Stranger: i dont have one and dont like givng ppl my personal one
Stranger: ik
You: and email me a picture of ur self
Stranger: my name is ana btw
You: i like to see my strangers faces
Stranger: hmmm, ill think about it;)
You: my nick name is Kamy
Stranger: nice to meet you kamy:)
You: yeah, think about it and then send me!
You: nie to meet u 2
Stranger: ok:)
You: bye for now
Stranger: haha byee
Stranger: :)

Stranger from Australia

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: m 27 here
You: u?
Stranger: where exactly is here?
Stranger: i'm 21 f australia
You: alright 
Stranger: so what are yo doing now?
You: eating mash potatos with cheese and grilled mashroom
Stranger: hmmmmmmm sonds delicious
You: yes indeed
You: what about u?
Stranger: well im doing my task here, and get stucked
Stranger: so i went here
You: haha, alright
Stranger: and now you make me feel hungry
You: sorry or that.
Stranger: haha, its fine
You: go and make urself something delicious
You: r u good at cooking?
Stranger: yea, if only i can cook
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i cant cook at all
Stranger: how bout you?
You: im a good cook actually
You: i enjoy cooking a lot
Stranger: wow
Stranger: whats your favorite food?
You: mmm
You: i like most of stuff i make
You: let me c
You: i like omelet
You: and i make a nice pizza which is delicious
Stranger: wow, i loooooove pizza
Stranger: and all italian food
You: yeah
Stranger: i wish i could go to italy
You: i make the base myself
Stranger: really?
You: much better than supermarket ones
You: yeah
Stranger: wow, you're an expert
You: hehe
You: not really
You: its quite easy actually
You: just simple ingrediens and 15 min
Stranger: i envy you for that
You: try one for urself
You: google for simple pizza base
Stranger: yeaa, maybe sometimes
You: its just simple foolproof
You: and u can make bread with the same formula
Stranger: i think you have to write a blog about the recipes
You: haha
You: maybe sometime
You: when u started cooking!
Stranger: oke, i'll start it with a french toast. haha
Stranger: now
You: good girl
You: alright, i need to go soon
Stranger: okay
You: i wish u the best
You: now i have to go
Stranger: thankyouuuu
You: the same here
Stranger: i wish u aaallll the best too
Stranger: okay, bye
You: bye
Stranger: i was really nice to talk with you
Stranger: i mean it was
You: thank u
You: the same
You: bye
Stranger: bye!

Stranger from Nowhere

Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: how're you
You: im pretty good
You: and urself?
Stranger: bored
Stranger: very
You: haha, like everybody here
Stranger: true
Stranger: but most people here want cybersex
Stranger: I have no such desire
You: haha
You: not me
You: its too creepy
Stranger: true
Stranger: I have a real girl (albeit one who I am dumping tomorrow) who I get real sex from.
Stranger: No need for cyber.
You: haha
Stranger: Actually, that's why I can't sleep
Stranger: (the dumping tomorrow part)
You: the same (not dumping part though)
Stranger: Heh
You: why do u wanna dump her?
Stranger: I don't actually like her very much
Stranger: I find her boring
Stranger: Which has led to some hilarious conversations with my friends about how I ought to go about it
You: how long have u been together?
Stranger: "Be honest with her" "I should say 'You're a boring person'?"
Stranger: Eh, just a month or so, not very long
Stranger: Only reason it even lasted this long is that she's good in bed.
Stranger: But she wants to start getting serious. I don't.
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: Yourself?
You: 27
You: i married when i was in ur age
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: I can't picture myself ever getting married
You: haha
You: and i still love my wife
Stranger: Congratulations
Stranger: I have never loved anyone
Stranger: Not even my family
You: ahhh
You: ur not serious
Stranger: I am completely serious.
Stranger: I mean, I care if they live or die. It would be unfortunate if they died, and I would be sad
Stranger: But no more than if one of my professors died
Stranger: I don't think that counts as love
You: no, it doesnt
You: and u should really think about that deply
You: deeply
Stranger: Oh, I have.
You: can i recommend a book?
Stranger: Depends what book
Stranger: I like Harry Frankfurt's book on love
Stranger: quite good
You: not that direct
You: its quite different
You: "the litttle prince" by saint exupery
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: Read it
You: read it again!
Stranger: Hah
You: ur more mature than u were 12 yo
Stranger: I've read it in French
Stranger: :-D
Stranger: Perhaps
Stranger: I don't find myself very mature
You: if u think about this studd
You: stuff
You: this means that u r
You: mature
You: brb
Stranger: or it means that I am a philosophy major, and am thus compelled to do so by my general desire to understand the world.
You: haha
You: thats interesting
Stranger: How so?
You: i think being concerned is a quality in matures
You: or at least knowing how to be concerned
Stranger: Ah, well rest assured you are wrong: many people in my department are concerned with these problems, and are some of the most immature people you will ever meet.
Stranger: Disgustingly so; hell, some are just disgusting human beings.
Stranger: Unscrupulous bastards.
You: مخم
You: lol
Stranger: Sadly, it is not a joke.
You: well, as u can see in ur words
You: u have a different concern from them
Stranger: Certainly. Whether this reflects maturity or something else entirely is the question at hand
You: its like the difference between designer and a house dady
Stranger: I am under the impression it reflects the idiocy and poor upbringing of other members of the department
Stranger: (I should note that I am *grateful* to my family for bringing me up the way they did)
Stranger: (This is not love)
You: (i know)
Stranger: Just being clear.
You: yeah
Stranger: I think that people often confuse the two feelings.
You: after all, i think there is nothing wrong with dumping a girl u dont love,
Stranger: I don't even like her.
You: but not loving a girl is something else
You: these r 2 different things
Stranger: Yep
Stranger: Anyway, I should probably get some sleep
Stranger: It was nice talking to you.
You: and u should not be able to sleep for the second one
Stranger: Hah
You: not just the night that u gonna dump her
You: but every minute of ur life
Stranger: I have never been concerned with the fact that I don't love anyone
Stranger: Why should I start now?
Stranger: If I've never loved, and don't really know what love is, then my lack of concern is totally rational
Stranger: It is just as a blind man isn't concerned with the fact that he can't see
Stranger: and I am not concerned that I cannot fly
Stranger: I have no experience to compare it to and no desire as a result
You: it will heppen when others start to love u
You: live when others start to see how a blind looks like
Stranger: My ex-girlfriend apparently loved me.
Stranger: I liked her more than most people.
You: and then he gets concerned
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: Well, maybe I loved her, but I doubt it
Stranger: I care about philosophy more than I do her.
Stranger: I think I love philosophy
You: haha, there u go
You: there is something in there i belive
Stranger: We had a conversation one time, her and I, and concluded that if I had to choose between her and philosophy, I would choose the latter without a second thought or a moment's hesitation
Stranger: That is what caused us to break up
Stranger: Now, good night for real.
You: thats sad
You: ok, good night

Caitie from USA

Stranger: When the cats come out the bats come out to playy Yeahh
In the morning after
The dawn is here, be gone be on your wayy Yeahh
In the morning after
When the cats come out the bats come out to playy Yeahh
In the morning after
The dawn is here, be gone be on your wayy Yeahh
In the morning after Dark
You: what are this shits thay you sayy, Yaahh
Stranger: oh gross, i just drooled toothpaste all over myself....brb
Stranger: woah. you either didnt read that or you are very bored.
You: i am
Stranger: :]
You: asl?
Stranger: 17-f-usa
You: haha, very typical fake identity
You: thanks for not even thinking about fooling me
Stranger: no seriously, thats what i am. how can i prove it to you?
Stranger: born 1992, senior in HS
You: haha, i have no idea
Stranger: well then we have found ourselves in a pickle
You: haha
You: im 27 m australia
Stranger: cool! I'm planning on going there someday :)
You: i hope u make it
Stranger: me too, my arms might not last that long. Or I could get eaten by a shark
Stranger: either way...
You: haha
You: u look so imaginative
Stranger: no i'm just overtired and postponing the hell of monday
You: haha, fair enough
Stranger: so do you believe I'm 17 now?
You: i dont have too much to say to a 17 yo girl. unless if u like to ask me anything or tell me anything else
Stranger: no, see we will never be. 10 years is too big a difference...tell ya what when i swim to Australia I'll hunt you down and see if you remember the person from omegle who drooled all over themself and felt obligated to share it with their chatting buddy.
You: haha
You: funny
You: i will see u then
You: and i will remember u
Stranger: thats almost facebook quote worthy, bye! :)
You: i collect my chats
Stranger: awww I'm flattered
You: have look at my blog to cheer up
You: would u?
Stranger: :) of course
You: momegle.blogspot.com
You: ist a collection of my most interesting chats
You: with the most interesting people
Stranger: cool!! did I make it on there?
You: not yet!
Stranger: :(
You: theres nothing wrong with this!
Stranger: *cries*
You: ohhh,
You: dont cry please
You: my heart is shaking
Stranger: you made a teenager cry. kudos, sir.
You: i will add this into my blog
You: i promise u

Stranger from Nowhere

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: plz dun ask me if i m asl'' or not
Stranger: xD
You: ok
Stranger: ha
You: ;D
Stranger: where are you come from?
You: thats the L in asl!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: do u know what does asl mean?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: and i wanna ask you 
Stranger: just now
You: it means Age, Sex (m/f), Location
Stranger: oo~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: haha
Stranger: xd
You: thats ASL
Stranger: lol
Stranger: okok
Stranger: thx
You: so people wanna know about you when they ask ASL?
Stranger: :D
You: haha
Stranger: people ask me ASL?
Stranger: and then i thought it was a country or sth
Stranger: haha
Stranger: lollll
You: yeah, and u should say m/f, your age in numbers, and ur location (ur country)
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: hey,,
Stranger: ASL?
You: m 27 australia
You: what about u?
Stranger: F20uka
Stranger: uk*
You: haha
Stranger: lol
You: very funny
Stranger: it reli funny lo
Stranger: btw
Stranger: thx a lot
Stranger: without u
You: im gonna put this chat in my blog. its interesting
Stranger: i might ..=[
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: okok
Stranger: i gotta go lah
Stranger: thx

Stranger from Nowhere

Stranger: i'm a machine programmed to cybersex
You: do u have a male haracter or female?
Stranger: I'm a robot for god's sake
Stranger: think... ;-)
You: have u ever seen a sex machine in ur life? u think a girl can do anything with a fake pussy hanging in there? or a guy gonna suck in the rubber penis?
Stranger: i'm programmed to be what you want me be
You: not of my type. i dont do bi-sexuals.
You: listen buddy, ur pickup line is pretty interesting, but u gonna work more on it
Stranger: I'M NOT BI!!! I*M A FUCKING ROBOT!!
You: have ur story ready, and then come back
You: and i dont do cyber btw
Stranger: set the scene yourself i'm built to please u
Stranger: :P
Stranger: everyone does a little cyber
Stranger: just a tiny bit right?
You: nope. i just chat with beautiful girls and i dont do cyber at all.
You: i ask for nude pics but no dirty stuff involved.
Stranger: OK! the truth is... even though I'm a robot... I still have feelings
You: haha
Stranger: thats good, can't handle dirt in the macinery
You: yeah
Stranger: I have very low self-confidence... even for a robot
You: so, let me say an spell and change this little pinokio into a real human, with flesh and brain.
You: would u like it?
Stranger: Is it dangeruuzzz
Stranger: ?
You: not at all. u close ur eyes, i do the spell and wholla, ur a human
You: easy pizzy
You: i wonder why they dont do it for all dolls
Stranger: can I be an tiger instead of a human?
You: nope.
Stranger: come ooon
You: we just do human
Stranger: what kind of spell is it?
You: and btw, tiger is not in a good mood these days
You: haha, im not gonna tell u the spell
You: u will just get the effect
Stranger: Is it from Hogwarts, the spell? or did you made it yourself
Stranger: thats whack
You: no, this hogward shit is brand new. we do it traditional way, pinokio
Stranger: are you like a wizard? or like a voodoo thingy??
Stranger: how do you look like nowadays
Stranger: u must be 1000 years old
You: haha, none. i just stealed the spell from them. so i can change sexmachines into humans and have fun with them
Stranger: fun???
You: yeah fun.
Stranger: my vocabulary is not very big
Stranger: how fun?
Stranger: like a rollercoaster?
You: haha, u will understand it later.
You: i g2g. there are others who need me. do u like the spell or not?
Stranger: BUT I WANT TO BE A TIGER!
You: ok, go somewhere else and find ur feature in ther. i need to go now.
Stranger: Can you make my boobs bigger?
You: no, its just whatever ur maker made u. just changes into flesh.
Stranger: they so ugly
Stranger: they so flat
You: haha, thats what u get.
Stranger: me have very nipples
Stranger: *big
Stranger: dont disconnect, your my best friend!!

Stranger from Nowhere

Stranger: hello? 
You: hi?!
Stranger: sup?
You: nothing
Stranger: u?
You: m27
You: u?
Stranger: m27
You: from?
Stranger: where?
You: down
Stranger: down?
You: upper!
Stranger: lower?
You: no, upper than down
Stranger: down than upper?
You: bye
Stranger: why?
You: 2 boring
Stranger: im not exciting?
You: ZERO
Stranger: zero what?
You: exciting meter
Stranger: whats an exciting meter/
Stranger: ?
You: its an ascale for determining the degree that the stranger its interesting for me. 
Stranger: are you a rich internet guy?
You: this chatroom will self distruct in 10 seconds...
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
Stranger: no!
You: 6
You: 5
Stranger: stop the bomb!!!!!!!!
You: 4
You: 3
Stranger: cut the green cord!
You: 2
Stranger: no the blue one!
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: ok, blue worked
Stranger: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh-
Stranger: o GOD
Stranger: A SHIT MY FUCKING PANTS
Stranger: AND I JERKED OFF ON MY KEYBOARD
Stranger: HOLY SHITTTTT
Stranger: WHY YOU DO THAT?!?
You: haha, the meter is going up.
Stranger: same meter?
You: yeah

Stacey from Ontario

Stranger: Hello.
You: hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: im good
You: i little bit headache
You: u?
Stranger: I'm alright.
Stranger: Are you a girl or guy?
You: guy
Stranger: Oh good.
Stranger: I have a question for you.
Stranger: (:
You: haha, alright
Stranger: How old are you first of all?
Stranger: I'm 18/F.
You: im 27 m
Stranger: Okay, I don't want cyber or anything, this is a serious question...
You: haha, ok
Stranger: Did you ever hear of guys who can't like, orgasm when they are masturbating?
Stranger: Like, never have been able to?
You: nope.
You: i heard of people who get orgasm without doing anything, just by thinking
You: but never the oposite
Stranger: 'Cos this guy I know, he is 20, he knows how to physically masturbate.
Stranger: But he can't orgasm by doing it.
You: idk, this is the first time im hearing this
You: and im not sure if its real or not
Stranger: Anyways, I was so shocked I made fun of him. Do you think he hates me?
Stranger: I was like "haha we'll never be able to cyber, because it won't do anything for you anyways"
Stranger: And I said "oh we won't need condoms then"
You: it depends on how beautiful u r and how rude u treated him
Stranger: And I sent him links to "How to Masturbate" guides...
You: haha, i liked this last move
Stranger: And then he got mad at me, and I was like I'm sorry I didn't mean it.
Stranger: And asked if he was mad at me.
Stranger: And he said No, we're fine.
Stranger: And then he said he had to go to sleep.
Stranger: Then I was like, wait.
Stranger: And he was like what?
Stranger: And I was like
Stranger: Let's cyber.
Stranger: Then he went offline. -.-
Stranger: Do you think he's like rly angry?
You: i dont know
Stranger: Lmao.
Stranger: I'm so ashamed.
Stranger: I can't believe I was so bitchy to him.
You: some people r so sensitive about this sort of things
You: some not
Stranger: He wasss.
You: but dont worry, he will forget soon
Stranger: OK good.
Stranger: 'Cause I'm in love with him.
You: if ur into long relationships, then he has to sacrifice much more than a joke
You: its nothing in life
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: Are you in a relationship?
You: im married * years ago, when i was **
You: ;D
Stranger: Omg !
You: haha, i kow
Stranger: You're married for a long time.
You: everybody says that
You: yeah
You: and im still happy with my wife
Stranger: Good.
You: thnx
Stranger: It gives me hope. (:
You: yeah, u should be hopeful to live
Stranger: Me and my friend talked about getting married, too. Haha.
You: yeah, always make it serious
You: this is the best way
Stranger: Uh huh.
You: otherwise u will be dumped, or u will dump him
You: and after all, there is no PERFECT in the world
Stranger: I was in a relationship with my ex boyfriend for three years ;o
You: if u love him, go for him crazy
Stranger: lol yuh
You: why did u leafe ur ex?
Stranger: 'Cause he was obsessed with video games and I didn't have the patience.
Stranger: Initially I left him intending to go back to him once he realized what he lost.
Stranger: 'Cept I didn't talk to him for a few months.
You: u see, these are all signs of being bachelor.
Stranger: And then when I went back to him...
Stranger: He had a girlfriend from the game !
Stranger: -.-
You: when u marry, this things will change into responsibility and love
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I like my friend now.
Stranger: But ma ex was ma first love.
Stranger: And he is one of my best friends still.
You: haha, thats good.
Stranger: Yeah, it broke my heart when he told me he had a girlfriend on the game.
Stranger: Like wtf.
Stranger: Oh well.
Stranger: I don't think he loves her anyways.
You: haha, u were late
Stranger: Yeah I was.
You: and u shouldnt be caring about him now.
You: because when a guy prefers a girl on another one
You: almost anything is destroyed
You: in terms of living together
You: no matter how friend they are
You: or how close they r together
Stranger: Ya.
You: or which of the girls is the better one
Stranger: I am obviously the better one. ): But whatever, I have my friend with the cumming problem now.
You: the point is that the guy selected another person, and he has to suffer or benefit from his chice
Stranger: I just hope he doesn't hate me for making fun of him.
You: haha, but this problem is kinda good for u anyway
You: u can have him longer
You: ;p
Stranger: Rofl!
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: Omg I am so telling him that.
Stranger: Next time I see him.
Stranger: He will love me again.
You: yeah, tell him this
You: he will enjoy this
You: the biggest pleasure for guys is to know that their partner is enjoying sex
You: believe me
You: this will work for u like a magic
Stranger: Lmao.
You: just tell him that this is a great advantage for u
Stranger: Okay.
You: haha
Stranger: I'm sure this will clear things between us.
Stranger: Thanks so much.
You: no worries
Stranger: I can't believe I made fun of him.
Stranger: I feel like such a bitch.
Stranger: He said it was embarrassing for him, too.
You: haha, enjoy your life. you are eligible to make as much fun as you want with ur partner
You: this is your right in life
Stranger: Thank you.
You: all the best
Stranger: You too.
You: alright, im gonna publish this chat in my blog, so would u please let me your first name and location?
Stranger: Blog?
You: momegle.blogfa.com
You: i publish my interesting chats
You: haha
Stranger: Rofl.
Stranger: My name is Stacey, from Ontario.
You: alright stacey.
You: thanks for the chat
Stranger: Thank you.
Stranger: Good bye.
You: bye

Sky from Sky

You: Why do u think ur beautiful?
Stranger: cuz im confident ..........? lol
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: actually im not beauty girl shoot
You: Ur interesting. U changed a bad chat into a good one
You: R u a girl?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: lol y did u think that?
You: Yes
You: I'm ****
You: Add me please.
Stranger: why should i add u ? haha
You: U look like a promising stranger to me.
Stranger: wat u talking about? lol
Stranger: well... i am promising .. actually lol
You: That's why u should. This makes u shortlisted for round 2
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: i dont know what u really want for me
You: I'm on iPhone and it's hard to type here. Add me so we can chat later
You: But I like to know more about u now.
Stranger: then talk now
You: Introduce urself
Stranger: hmm........
Stranger: i am a girl
Stranger: little girl.. lol
Stranger: 154cm .......shit... .
Stranger: brb
You: Age and eye colour?
You: Okie dokie
Stranger: im back sorry ;p
Stranger: cuz ma father
You: :)
Stranger: my father doesnt want me to chat
You: He is right
You: Age and eye colour?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: dark brown
Stranger: u?
You: The same as mine
Stranger: XD good
You: I'm 27
Stranger: oh
Stranger: are u from UK?
You: Please come to messenger. It's getting harder because this doesnt have autoscrol
You: Australia
Stranger: but
Stranger: okie
Stranger: actually
Stranger: i cant trust u now
You: Haha
Stranger: so i cannot add u
You: Fair enough
You: Go to this weblog
Stranger: lol
You: Momegle.blogspot.com
You: It's under my name. U will know more about me then
You: Then either add me or say goodbye
You: Cuz it's getting hard to scroll all way down the chat here
Stranger: okie .....
Stranger: haha
Stranger: then let me knw ur adress again haha
Stranger: u funny
You: ********
You: Thnx
Stranger: lol
Stranger: msn? ????????
You: I need to know ur name plz
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sky
Stranger: my name is sky
You: U can add this to msn as well. They work together fine
Stranger: okie ;)
Stranger: then msn now?
You: See u there in a minute. If Anthony went wrong, email me ur contact and I will add and reply.
Stranger: okie dokie :0

Stranger from Nowhere

Stranger: dan wu
You: hi
You: whats that?
Stranger: dan is that you?
You: nope
Stranger: dan wu is my friend from NoCal
You: dont waste ur time looking for somebody here
You: its just random allocation.
Stranger: yeah i guess so
Stranger: i'm a singer
You: singing what?
Stranger: Indie rock
You: nice
Stranger: yeah i'm from socal
Stranger: people are just so progressive down there
Stranger: I'm a vegan
You: haha
You: i like vegan people
Stranger: do you agree that meat is murder?
You: nope.
You: i like vegans because they show how far human can go for its beliefs!
You: and loose so muche because of it.
Stranger: KILLLER!

Bob from Oregon

Stranger: Hello
You: hi
You: hello
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I am Bob, 54/m/usa
You: hi Bob
You: im morteza 27 m Australia
You: i thought im the oldest man here!
Stranger: LOL
You: now im not. and thats a joy
Stranger: I a always dumped right away when I tell my age
You: haha, im not gonna dump u at all. im here to chat with interesting people.
You: are u interesting?
Stranger: I try to be
You: haha
You: try by dont pretend
Stranger: LO
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Okay
You: tell me something about urself or pick a topic for chat
Stranger: I will do my best
You: thnx
Stranger: I live in Oregon, the northwest part of the US,,, I am married, 32 years,,,,,,,,, 3 kids, 2 boys, 1 girl
Stranger: you?
You: wow
You: im live in sysney and i married 8 years ago. my baby girl (first) is due february.
You: Sydney* lol
Stranger: Just a youngster
Stranger: Starting life,, a lot to look forward too
You: haha, i know
Stranger: you will love your daughter
Stranger: Kids are wonderful
You: i have already
Stranger: the best things in my life
You: im dying to see her face
Stranger: I can imagine, I remember,,,,,,,,,,
You: haha
Stranger: What do you do for work?
You: im an industrial designer
You: i design industrial structures and products sometime
Stranger: Wow,,,,,,, I work in the trucking business,,,,,,,,, I drove for 23 years, now I sit here and play on the computor
You: haha, i like truck drivers very much
Stranger: I always enjoyed drafting in school though, I always wanted to be an archtect
You: they always have very special personalities
You: i think its because they are alone most of time and they have a lot of time to think about their life
Stranger: my spelling suck
Stranger: architect
You: haha
You: never mind
Stranger: Yes, there is a lot of alone time
Stranger: But you get to see the whole country, and get paid to do it
You: haha. that is also very good
You: i cant drive though
You: i just play xbox driving games!
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Why no driving?
You: im afraid of hitting people and killing them
Stranger: Oh
You: i think a car is a very powerful tool in hands of humans
You: yeah, i know, kinda weird
Stranger: Hey,,,,
You: but i never even tried to drive
Stranger: everyone has their little things,,,,,,
Stranger: You kow what you can and can't do, that is good, some people never learn
Stranger: know
Stranger: But that means you have to live somewwhere there is good public transportation
Stranger: Sorry,,,,,,,, I need to go now,,,,,,,
Stranger: nice chatting
You: me 2
You: bye
You: all the best
Stranger: I( am back
Stranger: But if you have to go, that is okay too
Stranger: Any way,,,,,,, I live like 77 miles from my work,,,,,,, I could not survive without driving
You: yeah, i need to go
You: the lady is calling ;)
Stranger: Okay,,,,,,,, nice chatting,,, and congradulations on your impending fatherhood,,,,,,,, I wish you the best in life
You: thank u
You: bye

Paul from Italy

Stranger: Hi, do you like writers like Camus, Borges, Saramago?
You: yeah, i liked blindness by saramago
Stranger: ah, great.
You: haha
Stranger: who are some other of your fave writers?
You: heinrich boll
You: hemingway
Stranger: yeah, boll is great, the same hemigway.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: australia
You: hey i need to leave in a minute but this looks to be a promising stranger. my messenger id is : ******** add me just in case we got disconnected
Stranger: ok
You: ;)
Stranger: i'm from italy, by the way
You: and plz introduce urself
Stranger: my name is paul
You: i like italy. its the place to go for product design
You: and im a product designer
You: so, yeah. i like it
Stranger: ah, yeah, i see.
Stranger: which book have you been reading lately, instead?
You: haha, the little prince
Stranger: ah, saint exupery
Stranger: interesting...
You: these days i just read technical books
You: to be honest i dont have too much time for free reading
You: but i enjoy good classic books
Stranger: yeah, i understand what you mean.
You: i liked the little prince
You: it was a nice piece for thinking
Stranger: yeah, i totally agree.
You: alright, u know my taste
You: so maybe u can introduce me another book
You: the next one i will read!
Stranger: i can... hmm, have you ever read Marquez?
You: i dont remember
Stranger: one hundred years of solitude by him is a good one, doubtless.
You: its something about himself right?
You: kinda autobiography
Stranger: nope, it isn't an autobiography.
Stranger: it is a novel. with that one he won the nobel prize some years ago.
You: alright. very good.
You: i will start reading it sson
You: soon after finishing my current project
Stranger: ok, yeah, sure.
Stranger: also Albert Camus is a great writer.
Stranger: do you know him?
You: yeah, years ago i read the stranger
Stranger: ok, great!
You: yeah
You: it was a nie little story
You: a little bit dark though, as all of the other realistic ones
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: so, which books by saramago have you read, aside from blindness?
You: i dont remember. i was really amazed with blindness
You: then i found another one which i even dont remember the name
You: but i didnt manage to finish it
Stranger: hmm, death at intervals.
Stranger: the double...
You: it was a little bit heavy for my mind!
You: let me look at wiki
Stranger: ok :)
You: Journey to Portugal
You: i think
You: i need to go now
You: ********
Stranger: ok. my id is **********
You: bye
Stranger: i will add you
Stranger: bye
Stranger: added
Stranger: bye!

Stranger from Taiwan

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?f
You: australia
Stranger: how old?
You: 27 and im male
You: u?
Stranger: 19 f
Stranger: can u help me translate?
You: where r u from?
Stranger: taiwan
You: alright
You: what do u want to translate?
Stranger: http://www.redemptiveself.northwestern.edu/docs/publications/1698511162490a0d856d825.pdf
Stranger: p 12
Stranger: line 3 to line 20
You: w8
Stranger: i need an example in life
Stranger: positives--variants
Stranger: negatives--analogs
You: alright
You: it means when u have a good memory, ur brain tries to memorize it in different ways of from different aspects.
Stranger: example in life?
You: so u will have many descriptions for a pleasant scene in ur mind.
You: when u see a smile in somebodies face, ur brain connects that pleasant sense to many things
You: the beauty of that face
You: the happiness behind that smile
You: the love between u and that person
You: and this way, ur mind is saving three (for example) memories of a single smile.
You: and u have different variations of that delightful scene in ur mind
You: which is very good
You: thats the idea i think
Stranger: ok thank u
Stranger: :D
You: ur welcome
You: tell me ur name
Stranger: i dont have enlish name
You: and write down my contact address.
Stranger: im asian
Stranger: lol
Stranger: why
You: i will help u anytime u needed.
Stranger: ur nice:D
You: thnx
Stranger: r u white?
You: thats my messenger id:
You: haha, yeah, im white
Stranger: do u have babies?
You: but thats a weird question
You: nope
You: my messenger: ******
You: add me and i will help u anytime u see me online
Stranger: i added
You: alright
You: tell me ur name
Stranger: i dont have english name i said
Stranger: lol
You: thats fine. a name is a name.
You: doesnt matter in which language
You: my name is not english as well
Stranger: but ur white?
Stranger: lol
You: haha
You: im Morteza
Stranger: oh cool
You: i need to go now.
Stranger: uhh
Stranger: i ll tell u later
Stranger: :D
You: alright. ur funny
You: bye for now
Stranger: white babies r cute
Stranger: :D
You: :D
Stranger: byebye^^
You: bye

Ravi from Neazeland

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: dio u wish to speaak to a male
You: not a male with such a bad english
Stranger: yeah with nice english only
You: alright
You: introduce ursel
Stranger: watz ur name?
You: urself
You: morteza in my name
Stranger: ravi **** 20 m
You: from?
Stranger: neazeland
Stranger: and u
You: australia
You: ur english sucks
You: why is that so
Stranger: dats fine
Stranger: what happ?
Stranger: its not nice
Stranger: any waz will v become frnds?
You: haha. ur think u can make friends out of strangers?
Stranger: den wat u think v can make?
You: i dont know
You: maybe a short interesting chat
Stranger: its k but i m friendly guy dats y i ve asked u
You: this is very good of u
You: one moment
Stranger: any waz wats ur age?
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Kiki from Oklahoma

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
Stranger: f
You: haha, why do u ask such things from an stranger?
You: it doesnt really matter.
Stranger: just curious lol
You: haha, alright
Stranger: i like to ask questions
You: haha, ask me something
Stranger: what color r ur eyes?
You: darkish brown
You: u?
Stranger: grayish blue
Stranger: mostly blue tho
You: wow, so girlish
Stranger: lol why do you say that?
You: because i have an image of my childhood with dolls with blue eyes.
Stranger: thats random lol
You: i think blue eye is very nice for girls and kinda wierd for guys
You: idk
Stranger: i dont mind it either way really
Stranger: i think green is better for guys tho
You: alright
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 18 you?
You: im 27
Stranger: cool
You: ;)
You: ask me another question
Stranger: what color hair do you prefer for girls?
You: blonde or brown
Stranger: you can only pick one:)
You: haha, then olivish
Stranger: lol thats not a hair color:P
You: haha
Stranger: so which do you like more?
You: maybe brown
Stranger: thats cool
You: but it depends on skin colour as well
Stranger: ok what color skin do u like best?
You: i cant imagine a tan skin with blonde hair
Stranger: yea, unless its dyed
You: i like pale pink, kinda smooth
Stranger: thats cool
You: haha, ok
Stranger: i have darkish brown hair
Stranger: wat color is urs?
You: i have black hair and a little bit dark skin.
You: not too dark though
Stranger: im a little tanned
You: would u like to exchange pics?
Stranger: dark in the summer and light in the winter
Stranger: um no thx
You: ******
You: thats me btw
Stranger: mmk
You: ;)
Stranger: where u frm?
You: australia
Stranger: sweeeeeeeeeet
You: haha
Stranger: i wanna go there
You: haha, yeah
You: its a nice place to go
You: what about u?
Stranger: oklahoma, tho you prolly dont know where that is lol
You: god bless google maps.
Stranger: lol wta time is it there
You: its 9:30pm
Stranger: wow lol
You: 4:22am
You: wow, its 4:22am in there
You: why arent u in bed?
Stranger: mmhmm
Stranger: im sorta in bed lol
Stranger: im on my bed lol
You: haha
You: fari enough
You: what brings u to omegle?
Stranger: i saw it sumwhere and wanted to see if it was real lol
You: haha, what do u think now? is this your first time?
Stranger: yep yep
Stranger: i think its interesting lol
You: yeah, somethimes it gets really interesting
You: i found lots of friend in here
Stranger: haha really?
You: yeah
Stranger: thats cool
You: yeah , its really funny how strangers find things in common with u
You: but sometimes it sucks.
Stranger: lol yea
Stranger: why?
You: there are lots of horny guys around looking for cybersex
You: and also lots of chinese girls trying to exercise english
Stranger: i havent talked to any
Stranger: lol
You: u will. and u will be annoyed by them asking ur age and sex before saying hi
You: and even worse when they start with: im horny. turn on your webcam and show me ....
Stranger: ill just say fuck off and leave haha thats just how i am
You: anyway. i hate them
You: haha, yeah
You: but it really sucks
Stranger: if ur a guy especially huh?
You: i was chatting with a lesbian mum from england this morning
You: and she was such a nice woman. but she had lots of bad memories because of these people
You: and it wasnt a good feeling
Stranger: rly?
You: yeah. i felt sorry for her
Stranger: that sux
Stranger: hey im sorry but i probably should go now. i have class at 9 in the morning and i have to get up at like 7:30ish
You: no problem
You: have fun
You: and take care of urself
Stranger: haha right. not. i hate english.
You: just tell me your name
Stranger: lol i will
Stranger: kiki
You: kiki
You: kinda wierd name
You: but mine is the same
You: its morteza here
Stranger: thats weirder than mine
Stranger: not to be mean or anything
You: haha, i think it has some old Seriani roots which means satisfied
You: but im not sure
Stranger: cool
Stranger: well i g2g
You: all the best
You: bye
Stranger: you too bye:)
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