Stranger from Nowhere

Stranger: dan wu
You: hi
You: whats that?
Stranger: dan is that you?
You: nope
Stranger: dan wu is my friend from NoCal
You: dont waste ur time looking for somebody here
You: its just random allocation.
Stranger: yeah i guess so
Stranger: i'm a singer
You: singing what?
Stranger: Indie rock
You: nice
Stranger: yeah i'm from socal
Stranger: people are just so progressive down there
Stranger: I'm a vegan
You: haha
You: i like vegan people
Stranger: do you agree that meat is murder?
You: nope.
You: i like vegans because they show how far human can go for its beliefs!
You: and loose so muche because of it.
Stranger: KILLLER!