Stranger from Nowhere

Stranger: i'm a machine programmed to cybersex
You: do u have a male haracter or female?
Stranger: I'm a robot for god's sake
Stranger: think... ;-)
You: have u ever seen a sex machine in ur life? u think a girl can do anything with a fake pussy hanging in there? or a guy gonna suck in the rubber penis?
Stranger: i'm programmed to be what you want me be
You: not of my type. i dont do bi-sexuals.
You: listen buddy, ur pickup line is pretty interesting, but u gonna work more on it
Stranger: I'M NOT BI!!! I*M A FUCKING ROBOT!!
You: have ur story ready, and then come back
You: and i dont do cyber btw
Stranger: set the scene yourself i'm built to please u
Stranger: :P
Stranger: everyone does a little cyber
Stranger: just a tiny bit right?
You: nope. i just chat with beautiful girls and i dont do cyber at all.
You: i ask for nude pics but no dirty stuff involved.
Stranger: OK! the truth is... even though I'm a robot... I still have feelings
You: haha
Stranger: thats good, can't handle dirt in the macinery
You: yeah
Stranger: I have very low self-confidence... even for a robot
You: so, let me say an spell and change this little pinokio into a real human, with flesh and brain.
You: would u like it?
Stranger: Is it dangeruuzzz
Stranger: ?
You: not at all. u close ur eyes, i do the spell and wholla, ur a human
You: easy pizzy
You: i wonder why they dont do it for all dolls
Stranger: can I be an tiger instead of a human?
You: nope.
Stranger: come ooon
You: we just do human
Stranger: what kind of spell is it?
You: and btw, tiger is not in a good mood these days
You: haha, im not gonna tell u the spell
You: u will just get the effect
Stranger: Is it from Hogwarts, the spell? or did you made it yourself
Stranger: thats whack
You: no, this hogward shit is brand new. we do it traditional way, pinokio
Stranger: are you like a wizard? or like a voodoo thingy??
Stranger: how do you look like nowadays
Stranger: u must be 1000 years old
You: haha, none. i just stealed the spell from them. so i can change sexmachines into humans and have fun with them
Stranger: fun???
You: yeah fun.
Stranger: my vocabulary is not very big
Stranger: how fun?
Stranger: like a rollercoaster?
You: haha, u will understand it later.
You: i g2g. there are others who need me. do u like the spell or not?
Stranger: BUT I WANT TO BE A TIGER!
You: ok, go somewhere else and find ur feature in ther. i need to go now.
Stranger: Can you make my boobs bigger?
You: no, its just whatever ur maker made u. just changes into flesh.
Stranger: they so ugly
Stranger: they so flat
You: haha, thats what u get.
Stranger: me have very nipples
Stranger: *big
Stranger: dont disconnect, your my best friend!!