Jessica from California

You: hi, 27 male here
Stranger: hi, 27 female here.
You: a bit too good to b true
You: but anyway
Stranger: noooo.
You: both of us may lie!
You: haha, just kidding
Stranger: ew.
Stranger: oh
You: where are u from?
Stranger: wouldn't you like to know.
You: alright
You: doesnt matter relly
You: so, pick a topic
You: or ask a question
Stranger: that eassy?
You: anything u like
You: i will answer honestly
Stranger: why don't yo?
You: X <3
Stranger: you*
You: me what?
You: ask a question?
Stranger: why?
You: what was the last classic novel that u read?
Stranger: novel? i don't know. i'm not into all that reading shit.
You: ah, so bad
You: so what u do for fun?
Stranger: nothing with you.
You: i didnt ask for myself
You: im asking what u do for fun in ur life
Stranger: why are you acting like such a douche?
You: cmon
Stranger: can i ask that? is that allowed.
You: i allowed u to ask anything
You: yep
You: ask it!
Stranger: okay creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
You: im not creep
You: im just chatting
Stranger: sure
Stranger: for all i know your sitting on the other side of the computer, hacking into mine!
You: haha, not really
You: i have much more interesting thing to do in my life
You: so dont worry
Stranger: DOUCHE.
You: well, thats ur idea
You: u can stick to that
You: ans disconnect me
You: bu u will lose
You: a good friend
You: ;P
Stranger: uhhhhhhhkay.
You: i like your aggressive approach anyway
You: but dont be impolite
Stranger: wow.
You: yeah
Stranger: "aggressive approach" hmmm.
You: whats ur job?
Stranger: what does it matter to you.
You: idk
You: just looking for a topic to chat about it!
You: we cant sit here only and manipulate each others souls
Stranger: i bet you'd like that would't you.
You: not at all
You: cmon
You: i try anything to start a productive chat with u
You: and u just dont give anyway
You: light a candle
Stranger: why would i do that?
You: idk
You: u just keep running away from a good chat
Stranger: uhgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
You: see
You: like this
You: please pick a topic for chat now
You: otherwise we better say bye.. its just waste of time. and im too busy to waste my time
You: in chrstmas eve!
Stranger: busy doing what?
You: i have some tasks to finish
You: for my research
You: its due next week
Stranger: so go finish them, i'm not stopping you.
Stranger: or am i.
You: haha,
You: im just getting a break
You: but i prefer a nice chat for break
You: nit a disturbing one
Stranger: who's being disturbing? not me.
You: cmon
You: look at the above lines
You: im just begging u to do a nice chat
You: and u r just flying away like a sudden bird
Stranger: okay weirddddddo, why don't you just dicconect then huh?
Stranger: honestly am i keeping you here no.
You: well, i never dc my strangers
You: cuz most of time
You: i have something to say
You: and they dc me
You: and its just sad
You: so i always make sure that they have said whatever they want to
You: and they dc themselves
Stranger: wow.
You: yeah
Stranger: you talk to much child.
You: i dont talk to teenagers
You: never
You: i used to chat with them before
You: but not these days
You: they are either
You: underage girls looking for adult stuff
You: or creepy guys who are faking
You: and i dont like any of those
Stranger: what are saying? cause that has no relivance to this 'chat'.
You: u said child
You: not chat!
Stranger: all i said was you talk to much.
You: yeah
You: i do talk too much
You: and i chat everyday
You: its my funtime hobby
Stranger: GD.
You: gd? whats that
Stranger: goddamn.
You: haha
You: why?
Stranger: don't you enjoy the peace and quiet, ever.
You: i do
You: i have many hobbies
You: chat is one of them
Stranger: have you heard of brad doggett?
You: nope
Stranger: lame.
You: hmmm
You: have u heard of shajarian?
Stranger: nope.
You: well, lame!
You: im not supposed to know anybody u know!
You: and u either
Stranger: brad doggett is like a famouse youtube star.
Stranger: famous*
You: well, shajarian is also famous
You: brad has 198000 google entries
You: and shajarian has 628000
You: so almost three times more famous!
Stranger: how'd you find that out?
You: and u still dont know him!
You: LAME!
Stranger: your mean you know that.
You: know what?
Stranger: here i am finally giving in.
You: i just googled the name
Stranger: and here you are being MEAN.
You: haha, u c
You: u r giving up
Stranger: THAT COMES OFF CREEPY.
You: sorry
You: i dont wanna be creepy
You: im just getting the revenge of first lines!
You: ;D
Stranger: ahahahaaa;
You: so, is this guy, bradd ur favourite musician or something?
You: maybe boyfriend?
Stranger: haha he's funny looking so no, not boyfriend, but he has...
Stranger: the mosttt...
Stranger: AMAZING covers i have ever heard.
You: oh, really
Stranger: indeed.
You: i may try one of them sometime someday somehaow!
Stranger: a cover?
You: haha, cmon
You: youtube is good enough
You: for me
Stranger: ohh lol.
You: yeah
You: so, tell me three avourite movies
You: (classic icebreaker!)
Stranger: i don't like favorites.
Stranger: sorry.
Stranger: :D
You: ;p
You: name three most hated persons in ur life
Stranger: like personally? or like ohh i hate lady gaga or something like that?
You: personally, like mother in law! ;p
Stranger: hahhaaa, i hate my grandma!
Stranger: my grandpa he uhh died like a week before thanksgiving, and she implied that she was happy about it.
You: does she have false teeth? and tries to kiss u with them? XP
Stranger: and she's so damn stinggy.
You: haha
You: alright
You: two more to go!
Stranger: i'm no hater. lol.
Stranger: youu?
You: me 2
You: i can live with the killer of my father really
You: so, no for me
Stranger: none at all? really?
You: yeah
Stranger: do you watch mtv?
You: im tried to think of somebody
You: maybe a guy who bollied me when i was a kid
Stranger: sorry for the swift subject change.
You: but he was my friend after a few years!
You: no, idont watch tv that much
You: maybe if u pick a single show
You: then i can have something to say
Stranger: well what shows do you watch is the realll question?
You: haha, yeah, thats better
You: i watch simpsons animations
You: antique roadshow
You: and two and half men!
Stranger: forrr reall? hahhaa
You: yeah
You: i like fun stuff
You: like i still watch all of kid movies
You: like animated movies
You: and i enjoy them like a kid
You: so yeah, really!
Stranger: i can't wait to watch the burried life.
Stranger: it's on mtv.
You: ah, whats the subjet of it??
You: (u r being engaged in this chat! this is gonna be a nice chat indeed!)
Stranger: it like these guys that like make a list.
You: oh, i c, What Do You Want To Do Before You Die?
Stranger: of 100 things they want to do before they die.
You: very impressive question
You: i used to have a list when i was young
You: after reading the chicken soup for the soul
You: but i finished the list soon!
You: so it was no useful anymore!
You: haha
You: ;p
Stranger: my mom wanted me to read that book so badd when i was youngg.
You: haha, yeah
You: it is a nice book actually
You: kinda boring i ur not a believer
You: but still nice
Stranger: holdddd onnnnn,
You: k
Stranger: sorry if it's like taking me forever to replyy.
You: np
You: once i was chatting with a girl, and she was answering so slow, i asked her if she is asian and it takes time for her to make the sentences, she answered no! im just masturbating and it gets me distracted! ;p
Stranger: my friend just happened to be awake still and is forcing to look at things online .
Stranger: HAHAHAHAA, wow.
You: alright
You: im going to go and make dinner soon.
Stranger: not like pron or anything lol.
You: its xmas eve anyway
You: haha
You: alright
Stranger: hahhaaa, my cat is in heat.
You: haha
You: alright, i need to go now
You: i can give u my msn if u like to chat later
Stranger: byeeee
You: ?
You: where are u from?
You: and ur first name?
You: i need them for my blog actually
Stranger: i thought you had to go?
You: yeah, i have to go
You: just want those for my blog
You: and gimmi ur msn if u like to chat later
Stranger: want what for your blog?
You: i record my interesting chats in a weblog
Stranger: uhhggg fine
You: quite interesting collection
Stranger: my name is jessica.
You: and location?
Stranger: californiaa
You: alright sweet.
You: like to have my msn?
Stranger: sureeee.
You: ***
Stranger: okayy cool.
You: add me if u liked to chat later
You: all the best
You: and happy xmas
Stranger: samziesss :)
You: now im gonna go and cook my lamb nack casterole!
Stranger: ewww.
Stranger: im a vegiterian.
You: eww!
Stranger: oh wait, veitarian?
You: yeah, i adore vegetarians!
Stranger: fudge i cant spell for pooop.
You: cuz they show how far a human can go for its beliefs!
You: ;p
Stranger: haha thankss :D
You: no problem
You: all the best
You: bye
Stranger: byeeeee.