Tabby from xxxxxhusdonjbxxxx

You: hi, 27 male here
Stranger: hi
Stranger: uh
Stranger: unidentified life form here
Stranger: ^-^
You: like BOB in that animation?
You: or something uglier and smelly?
Stranger: swomthing uglier
You: hmm, do u eat poop?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i eat badgers
You: haha, sweet
You: what ur coloul?
Stranger: color?
Stranger: im purple
You: haha, sweet
You: so, how many teeth have u got in ur mouth? do u have teeth also in palm of your hands?
Stranger: you know the advertisement for this sight is to mess with complete stranger
Stranger: no i teeth on my fingerlains
Stranger: nails
You: oh, O.o im scared
Stranger: an my nose an mouth are in diferant places
You: haha
Stranger: they switched with each oher
You: oh, i think i know you.
You: you look like a lebanese cab driver that i know!
Stranger: أنا أكره الدراما
Stranger: how did you know?
You: whats that?
Stranger: 나는 당신을 사랑합니다
You: just ur descriptions matches his descriptions.
You: are u using a translator or something?
Stranger: maybe he is my father
Stranger: teeheee maybe
Stranger: 나는 당신을 사랑합니다
Stranger: http://translate.google.com
You: u aliens have really advance things.
You: we havnt invented a nice translator yet.
Stranger: see
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: i see
You: haha, so u can even see! WoW
Stranger: yea i have 47 eyes
You: Я таксама цябе люблю мой маленькі монстр
You: haha, and all of them are in place of your nose?! you should have a HUGE nose then! exactly like that lebanese driver. ;p
Stranger: haha
You: what are you doing in earth? or r u chatting from your own planet?
Stranger: i have advance satilite internet
Stranger: im from the planet, translated in to your language, xxxxxhusdonjbxxxx
You: oh, i thought all of planets are defined by numbers, like the one in Planet51 animation. u know, with those green creatures.
Stranger: thats a bunch of lies
You: ah, humans. i dont know why they lie to earn money.
Stranger: its sicking
Stranger: sickining
You: yeah.
You: so, when will you have a new light year in your planet? its new years eve in earth.
Stranger: light year?
Stranger: we have dark years
You: haha, sweet
You: and when will it end then?
Stranger: some times we get overlorded by an evil serpant woman who thinks that they can have power for a, how you say, centry?
Stranger: it ends in fourty six years
You: haha, the serpant women should like your pink bodies. they are always attracted to pink bodies and dark years!
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i wish the serpant lady wasnt so damn sexi
You: yak, with all of those slizy arms and that ugly swollen lips.
You: she once tried to rape me in sleep. i was lucky i woke up soon.
Stranger: naw shes got hot serpanty tits
You: hmmm, maybe.
Stranger: mmm i gtg my husband is calling for the dark year meal
You: but idont imagine her like that.
Stranger: xD
Stranger: laters
You: bye
Stranger: bye byes
You: have a dark year in there
Stranger: i can add you in aim or msn
Stranger: hurry
Stranger: befor i die